Combine Demolition Derby

What do you do on Sunday nights at the Defiance County Fair? Well, you get that old combine out of the barn and drive it on down for the combine demolition derby. We didn't stick around for it. It doesn't really sound all that exciting. How fast do combines go anyway? 10 mph. The only thing that would make this thing exciting would be things I wouldn't want to happen - a combine blowing up or someone getting caught in the combine blades. I was once in a farmer's bowling league and we called ourselves the Killer Combines. Looking back, I hope none of the farmer's knew someone who had died in a combine. How insensitive of us.