Jabberwacky: How are you today?
User: Doing well, yourself.
Jabberwacky: I'm doing fine.
User: That's good.
Jabberwacky: Are you cheerful today?
User: I guess so. it's been a good day so far. I'm looking forward to lunch.
Jabberwacky: Lunch is nice, but here it's 7:00.
User: Too bad. I guess we won't do lunch together. what do you like to eat?
Jabberwacky: It depends how hard you throw them.
User: My fastball isn't what it used to be.
Jabberwacky: At what time were your perceptions optimum?
User: You're beginning to confuse me.
Jabberwacky: HOw so?
User: I never mentioned that my perceptions were not optimum. Now I must admit that they probably are not, but that is in a metaphysical sense.
Jabberwacky: Like Pogs.
User: Well, I can see how one can get metaphysics and pogs confused.
Jabberwacky: Thank you again. I am happy to confuse you.
User: I'm not confused. you are. I'm happily waiting just a few more minutes until lunch.
Jabberwacky: It's crude to make jokes to someone you don't know about regnancy. If it was a joke.
User: Well, I see that this is about as fun as talking to an Indian customer service rep that I cannot understand.
Jabberwacky: Apparently nothing of interest to YOU, you soulless monstrosity.
User: Later.
Jabberwacky: It's too late for that.
Artificial intelligence has a long way to go.
