I like panty hose and...

This morning, our three-year-old (soon to be four on leap day) Eli was in the room when Lindsay was putting on her panty hose. Eli touched the panty house and said, "Oooh. I like panty hose." I became a little worried. Then a brief pause. "And I like race cars."

I found it hilarious, albeit a little redneck.